Port-a-John

Speaking of Port-a-Johns...

Spinning off from Pat's humor in my recent post and comments, "Voices at the Gate," I find myself wandering through thoughts about these dirty (necessary?) so-called latrines lately. During one of my necessary trips to the "John" today, I was perusing the stimulating reading material left on the walls. I imagine we have all seen the overused "For a good ____, call _____" and sometimes a number to call. I saw such an assertion today that was so funny, I nearly lost my carefully-perched balance.

It read simply: "For a good F***, call 1-800-GO-GUARD."

After Mary (The Power Decades) and Pat's (Six More Months) recent banter about getting "screwed" by the military -- specifically the National Guard -- I thought this grafitti summed it up nicely!